ESTO SI QUE ES CHISTOSO

Yo no sé si esto fue cierto o no, pero para mí tiene muchos visos de realidad, mi hermano Huguito de Australia, colabora con este post.

Subject: PARA SU INFORMACION
Date: Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:24:39 -0100

Este es un memorandum que pasó el departamento de recursos humanos de una

compañía en USA, adonde hay 8 salvadoreños y en el costumer service, 4 más

por lo que entenderán que la forma de hablar dentro del departamento es muy

popular y a lo guanaco y ya algunos de los norteamericanos que trabajan de

supervisores han aprendido algo de nuestra lengua, por lo que el departamento

de recursos humanos les llamó la atención con este memorandum...... es real...

Merlin Industries
Trenton , NJ USA
Memorandum
To: Salvadoran Employees
From: Human Resources Department
Subject: New Policy using the Spanish language during working hours.


1) Words like 'puta', 'hijueputa' and other such expressions
will not be used for emphasis, no matter how heated the discussion may get


2) Non-important matters should not be addressed to as "esa mierda"


3) You will not say "la cagó when someone makes a mistake, or "lo cagaron" if you see someone being reprimanded. All forms and derivates of the word "cagar" are inappropriate in our environment.


4) Lack of determination will not be referred to as "falta de huevos"
or "culeradas", not will a person with lack of initiative be referred
to as 'maricon', 'culey' or 'comemierda'.

5) No manager or supervisor, under any circumstances, will not be
referred to as "ese car'e verga", or 'ese maricon'


6) When something difficult is presented, the term 'está paloma' must no
be used


7) Unusual or creative brainstorming meeting will not be referred to
as 'diarreas mentales'


8) Do not say ' como jode' if a person is persistent, or 'se jodió' if
somebody is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must
not say 'que Hijueputa' or 'que dolor de verga' when matter
become complicated in your line of work.


9) When asking someone to leave alone, you should not say 'vayase a la
mierda', or will you substitute 'qué putas quiere?' for 'May I help you?'.


10) When leaving the office, using the term 'me voy malparidos de
mierda' is not proper.


11) When any office equipment fails, it must be reported as 'it broke
down', not 'se hizo mierda' or 'se jodió está mierda'.


12) Last but not least, after reading this memo, please do not say,
'me voy a limpiar el culo con esto'. Just keep it clean and file properly.


Thank you for your cooperation.
Human Resources Department